May 2013
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
shieldon:
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died
How to Pull an All-Nighter Effectively and Still...
threesmalldogs:
danielyang:
thisisjennn:
FOR ALL YOU STUDENTS THAT ARE BAD TRIPPING LIKE I AM
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT SO BADLY A YEAR AGO
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
